Woman sitting in a yoga position wearing a white Bella Canvas tee with hand-letters reading I don't need tarot cards to read your bullshit in black.
Bella Canvas 3001cvc t-shirt color options for Moxie Momma products
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I don't need tarot cards to read your bullsh*t T-shirt

$27.99
$27.99
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Sometimes the obvious is, well, obvious. It's too bad the other person doesn't see it that way. I mean, do they expect you to believe them? My guess, yes, they do, but you are much wiser, my friend.

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Details:
This t-shirt is super soft, and the heather material adds a vintage look. The fit is retail (slightly tailored), with unisex sizing, and the length is a tad longer (great for tucking or knotting). For more about sizing, please see the Sizes & Care link below.

Available in a variety of colors and either black or white lettering.

Size: 2XL

Color: Heather Orchid

Text/Image Color: White

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T-shirts are a Retail fit: a flattering cut without being overly fitted & not a boxy tee. If you prefer a relaxed fit, please size up.

Tanks are semi-fitted with a curved bottom hem. This is NOT a flowy tank.

Crewneck sweatshirts tend to be a bit on the generous side for sizing.

See Size Chart & Model Examples

T-shirts are made from 4.2 oz airlume 52% combed & ring-spun cotton, 48% poly material*

*Athletic heather & black heather: 90% airlume combed & ring-spun
cotton, 10% poly
*Prism colors: 99% airlume combed & ring-spun cotton, 1% poly
*Solid colors and white t-shirt: 100% airlume combed & ring-spun cotton

Tank tops are made from 4oz. 60% combed ring-spun cotton/40% polyester blended semi-sheer fabric

Crewneck sweatshirts are made from 8 oz., 50% cotton, 50% polyester
*Heather Sport colors: 60% polyester, 40% cotton

To preserve the longevity of your item(s), please follow these care instructions:

  • turn the shirt inside out
  • machine wash in warm or cold water
  • use a mild detergent (do not use bleach)
  • tumble dry on low/medium heat or hang dry
  • do not dry clean
  • do not iron directly on the design

T-shirt design size: ~7" - 9.5"
Placement: ~3" below neckline

Tank top design size: ~4 - 8"
Placement: ~1" below neckline

Crewneck sweatshirt design size: ~8-10" but may vary based on design
Placement: ~3-4" below neckline

Sizing is based on the width of the design. Rarely will the height be adjusted.

Designs and text are made using premium heat transfer vinyl (htv) or direct to film (dtf) transfers then applied using a commercial heat press.

HTV will NOT fade over time.

DTF transfers allow for multi-color and intricate details within designs. Designs can last several years with proper care, but some fading is likely over an extended period of time.